The Notorious EHS: The Last Outlaws

🦌 Blood, Bone, and Bullshit: Life Behind the Shop Door 🐊

Before the Instagram hunts and camo sponsorships, there was South Alabama—where deer hit the ground with corn in their mouths and the law was more of a suggestion. I was the kid in the corner of the taxidermy shop, sewing up deer heads 'til midnight, listening to wild men tell stories louder than their rifles.

My dad was the best taxidermist in the South, and I saw it all—African trophies, Delta gators, fake rack schemes, and men who’d rather throw a rifle than give up on a kill. One of them was Eddie Smith—loud, unpredictable, part outlaw, part myth. He could skin a deer, brawl a grown man, and make you laugh till your ribs hurt.

This free preview is a raw glimpse into the backrooms, bayous, and backseats where I learned the truth about hunting, manhood, and the outlaws who raised me.

📖 Read it free. If you’ve ever run trotlines, hunted duck holes you couldn’t legally name, or stayed out too late chasing something wild—you’ll feel right at home.